Hello Greenies,

I have been inundated with requests to join me on my Green Camper tour of the Green Poems show to India.  I regret that the Camper is full. Even my own children have to stay at home. Someone has to put the bins out!

In fact, it’s not really a camper van  but a green tent propelled by a team of friendly frogs. With a hop and a few trillion jumps – should be in India in no time!

Swam 42 lengths today and rehearsed my new 31 verse poem during the backstroke section. How’s that for multi-tasking? And I left some water in the pool for everyone else. The Green Poet’s generosity knows no bounds!

As for Greenies who tell me they are fans of Harry Potter – forget Harry – when did he ever put the bins out?  Please clear some shelf space for the next Green Poems for a Blue Planet Book 2 instead!!!